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Friday, September 24, 2004

OT: Too Many Dodger Dogs? Here, Take This

Okay, I'm so waiting for this. MIT biology professor Leonard Guarante has discovered a single gene that, when activated, causes the individual to lose weight, live longer, and retain a youthful appearance. Guarante says his company, Elixir Pharmaceuticals, hopes to conduct human trials within two years.

And you thought Viagra was big!

And here I'm working my ass off trying to shed these unwanted pounds!

I'm afraid the youthful beauty thing is long gone though!

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