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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Insert Clever, Punning Barry Bonds Hed Here

To lift an autumn hair is no sign of great strength;
to see the sun and moon is no sign of sharp sight;
to hear the noise of thunder is no sign of a quick ear.
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Barry Bonds arrived at camp yesterday, and like the unseasonably late and furious weather, all hail broke loose at his first press conference. Hemingway said Paris was a moveable feast. Barry Bonds, not quite city-sized, surely qualifies as a block or two by himself, and, with the numbskulls from the press in tow, more resembles a traveling circus. Westwood Blues has an unexpurgated translation of the original press conference transcript, but I'll leave it to you, fair reader, to tell which one is funnier, and who is grasping for something beyond retirement.

// posted by Rob @ 1:07 PM link // 2 comments