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Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Alabama, Sweet Home Of The Differently Alphabeted
Thanks to Matt Welch at Reason's Hit and Run for providing this bit of lemony-fresh O's goodness: Baltimore pitcher Eric Dubose was recently arrested for having a .113 blood alcohol level. As usual, the cops applied a sobriety test on their detainee:
The report states DuBose informed [Sarasota County Sheriff's deputy David Clark, Jr.] he had "a couple" drinks at the Cafe Gardens and Daquiri Deck in Sarasota. When instructed to recite the alphabet, DuBose allegedly said, "I'm from Alabama, and they have a different alphabet."