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Sunday, November 27, 2005

You Can't Win, Frank

Not so long as Bill Plaschke is working at the Times, anyway. Bill Plaschke, November 16, 2005:
From prep school to old school, the Dodger focus flips today; smartly and solidly and finally.

His name is Ned Colletti, and he's an old-time baseball guy, from his affection for snakeskin boots to his love of snake-free clubhouses.

November 27, 2005:
Thirteen days, it has been.

Unlucky, unruly, unwatchable 13.

Since Ned Colletti became general manager of the Dodgers, a team has used minor leaguers and cash to acquire a top starting pitcher and veteran third baseman.

It wasn't the Dodgers.

A team has acquired a power-hitting first baseman who is smart at the plate and great in the clubhouse.

It wasn't the Dodgers.

A team's new general manager has traded a popular star to acquire a championship center fielder.

It wasn't Colletti.

Throughout baseball, managers have filled hot stoves and sold season tickets with talk of future hopes and heroes.

Not the Dodgers, who are in their 55th day with no manager.

Since Ned Colletti became the boss, only one thing of note has happened with the Dodgers, and somebody with the team apparently tried to hide it.

Is this some kind of record? The guy's been in office thirteen whole days and Plaschke runs an attack column with the usual fact-evading tripe. What happened to the snake-killing hero of yesterweek? Guess that guy hasn't delivered a World Series winner in under two weeks.

Comments:
Enough is enough - As an Angel diehard, I have enjoyed the schaudenfreude of the Dodgers' suffering, but now I want them to win just to stick it to the TIMES' ignoramusses.
 
"Thirteen days, it has been"? That's really his lead? Who does he think he is, the Two-Thousand-Year-Old Man?

"Thirteen days, it has been. And what this Coletti pisher is doing to the Dodgers, don't ask!"
 
"Thirteen days, it has been."

When did Yoda start at the Times?

Hey Plashke: "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
 
Wow... Richard -- you're alive?
 
It's a week before the USC-UCLA game and all Plaschke has to write about is the Dodgers not picking up bad contracts?

What about the Angels? Or the Clippers? Or the Lakers? Or the Kings? Or the Ducks?
 

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