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Tuesday, August 02, 2011

Grant Brisbee, F'ing Genius

What GMs actually say to each other before the trade deadline:

13. Los Angeles Angels Kansas City Royals

Tony Reagins: Look, I gotta be honest with you, the Vernon Wells trade didn't work out like we had hoped. Now Bourjos is hurt ... it's a mess. What are you looking to get in return for Francoeur and Melky?

Dayton Moore: Not for sale!

Tony Reagins: Oh, come on. Just one of them. We have prospects. There's this 20-year-old kid who was just up. Fast as the wind. Name is Mike Tr ...

Dayton Moore: Not for sale! Nosiree! Can't do it! They're really, really good!

Tony Reagins: I wasn't saying our prospects for both of those guys. What about just one of them, you pick which one?

Dayton Moore: Not for sale! Can't do it!

Tony Reagins: Look, anything you want! Look over the rosters! Anything!

Dayton Moore: Not for sale! Well, unless you have a catcher to trade. Jeff Mathis? What about Jeff Mathis?

Tony Reagins: Now you're just mocking me. Forget it. I thought we could work something out, and you're being an ass.

Dayton Moore: Next time don't call up and ask for my best players, and I won't ask for yours!


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