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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Hee!

No matter what team you root for, you need to read these fantasy baseball projections from McSweeney's. (Thanks to CotL for this link.) For the teams this high quality blog covers:

Anaheim Angels
Vladimir Guerrero, the biggest free agent signing for the Angels, maims four middle relievers in April while trying to throw out runners at home.

Los Angeles Dodgers
The Dodgers pitching staff posts a record 1.50 ERA for the season, but finish below .500 after scoring .25 runs a game. Adrian Beltre hits .250, with ten HRs and fifty RBIs. Scouts say, "He is finally showing patience at the plate and should be a good one next year."

Eric Gagne's ERA reaches negative numbers.

The entry for Griffey, Jr. is not to be missed.

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