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Sunday, June 06, 2004

Indians 7, Angels 0

I was at a play when this travesty went down. Colón's ERA is now higher than Ortiz's. Get this yukfest:
"I don't know if he's throwing as hard as before," [Indians shortstop Omar] Vizquel said. "When he was younger he was throwing much harder. He's pitching now, not overpowering people. He's throwing a lot of sinkers and changeups."
... except, Omar, that what Bart's doing these days isn't called pitching but throwing. Too bad we couldn't invent some nice-sounding injury and throw this guy on the DL for a few weeks and send him to the Betty Ford Clinic for Overweight and Ineffective Pitchers. Unlike Richard, I can't say he's dead to me because I have to keep checking the box scores every now and then.

Recap


Comments:
Wait... what? I know not of this "Colon" you speak of...

Is he some kind of baseballer or something?
 
Actually, the funny thing is I think CC might actually be fatter than Bartolo. Go figure.
 

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