Monday, April 25, 2005
I was going to make a snarky comment a la the one I made for Scott Erickson and Lisa Guerrero, but with the situations somewhat reversed. Yes, it's true that Mrs. Lowe isn't exactly my taste (ahem!), but I'll refrain from saying too much now that Lowe's got a 1.27 ERA in four starts and 28.1 IP. God knows the Dodgers need him more than we need to look at his wife. Besides, you can't do much better than saying, "I just want you guys to know it's going to be Jackie Robinson Day every day I pitch from now on." Hell yeah!
Money can't buy you love, but it should be able to buy you some good apparel advice. Trinka honey, Daddy Derek has just signed for some major moolah with the Dodgers...why doncha take a trip down Rodeo Drive and buy yourself somethin' nice? Or, failing that, you could just burn that skirt. Please.
When they walked into the place, every head turned and we weren't looking at Lowe's ring I can assure you.