Tuesday, June 14, 2005 |
Two Games
Suckage: Royals 3, Dodgers 2
I guess every now and then, you lose one to even a crappy team.That doesn't mean I have to like it.
No Glove, No Love: Nationals 6, Angels 3
Ervin Santana: lost in the madness was a fine performance. 3.26 ERA, now. Good going, kid.Frank Robinson: Your eyes are still malfunctioning, you have the old lady sunglasses on at night, and you tell us there's pine tar on Brendan Donnelly's glove? Jackass.
Orlando Cabrera: You are paid eight million dollars a year to field the damn ball, and hit once in a while. Please field balls cleanly before you are replaced with Izturis, or one of the other four potential quality shortstop replacements the Angels have in their minors. You may have to be killed slowly, or traded to the Devil Rays. But I repeat myself.
Rex Hudler: Please, stop taking reds. I liked you better when you were on the weed.
Crowd: don't boo Guillen. It only makes him angry.
Jose Guillen: you're still an adolescent brat. Robinson is nice to you because he needs the job, and the team needs your bat. But wait until the end of the season when your contract ends.
Angels bench: next time, somebody pop Robinson in his Jurassic-era mouth.
Joe Sheehan: I hope you are right that "[t]he Nats' 37-27 record is a mirage", starting tomorrow.
Update 5/15: L.A. Seitz has more on this, in entertaining fashion.
Apparently, the Nats' advanced video scout picked up on it. And the WaPo's article also claims that they believe that Donnelly had sandpaper as well.
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