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Sunday, August 07, 2005 |
Henery The Ninth: Pirates 9, Dodgers 4
I'm Henery the Eighth, I amLeading one to wonder as to the nature of the lady in the song: is she just a garden variety matrimoniac a la the Gabor sisters, or a serial killer? Either way, it certainly seems to be a bad lapse of judgement to get involved with someone like that, and last night's Dodgers game -- one which I thankfully missed because of our attendance at last night's equally abysmal Angels game -- was a "caught her cheating on me again prior to the wedding" moment, yet foolishly I continue following the Dodgers, on the off chance they might win something, such as a game against a bottom dwelling team. No such luck.
Henery the Eigth, I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am-- Murray/Weston, 1911
Understatement of the Week Award:
Tracy felt Perez wasn't as sharp as he could be.Not with five earned runs against the Pirates he wasn't. Sheesh.-- George Von Benko
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