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Friday, October 08, 2004

2004/2005 Offseason Resolutions

  1. I will not, until the season is over and the Dodgers have clinched, refer to the "Bonds and Schmidt and a bunch of shit" epithet ever again.
  2. I will try -- though it strains my little pessimist vitals -- to avoid declaring the season over until the Dodgers and Angels have at least started playing regular season games.
  3. I will wait until McCourt -- let's not kid ourselves, it's not DePodesta's bank account -- lets Beltre and Finley walk before slamming him.
  4. Lastly, I will avoid laughing when I read Jose Lima give quotes like
    Saturday, I'm going to do my job and die on the mound. I'll pitch with a fractured thumb, but that won't hold me back. I'm a warrior.
    Warrior? I thought you were a lounge singer!

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