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Sunday, July 22, 2007

2005 All Over Again

It could be worse. Much worse. Imagine if the MLB.com transactions page were actually right:

I leave you now to tales of Friday the 13th and other, less frightening horrors.

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Jason Phillips is Freddy Kruger. Years from now, when all of us are older and wiser and looking back on the good times, we'll be reading the paper or checking the web and we'll see that Phillips will be involved in some baseball transaction because we know that Jason Phillips isn't human, the proof being that his baseball career is immune to the death it so richly deserves.

And we will all collectively howl in agony and fear. The world will want to know why this collective cacaphony of pain is occuring and only we will know.

Only we will know...

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